Pregnancy
Sourness is a boy, spiciness is a girl — the third time they indicate I may be pregnant. Maybe they notice my consumption of lemonade, vinegar, sour strawberries, hence they assume it's a boy. I'm totally speechless. I've replied “no” when they asked if I was pregnant. The second time when they kicked bluntly the question “Are you pregnant?” to me, I asked them if they thought I was capable of asexual reproduction. Yet, they insisted I was pregnant. Our future son(likely sons) is sending me messages via others. But where is the seed(s) and when it will be delivered? Daily dose of delusion.